JOIN: THE WORLDWIDE CAMPAIGN FOR A MALL-FREE LIFE
Do you hate shopping-malls as much as me?
On Friday 19th December 2008, I’m proud to say I became ‘Mall Free.’
On that date I declared I would live my life free of those abominations infesting our cities: shopping malls.
Even just typing those two heinous words ‘shopping & mall’ together gets my blood pressure-up.
I am urging other free-thinking humans to join my campaign to live a mall-free existence.
Join me by boycotting these modern-day mausoleums to commercialism.
Oh how I hate these drab structures, where the status-angsted and brain dead go-to worship their credit-cards.
I hate how every fucking shopping-mall has the same fucking shops, selling the same fucking junk to consumer whores.
I hate their nightmareous car-parks.
I hate the aimless wandering mall-zombies who resemble a cross between sheep and competitors at The Special Olympics.
I hate their fucking Food Courts serving artery-clogging, bland botulism on tacky paper-plates.
I hate the mind-numbing noise created-by masses of caged humans, mixed-in-with corny piped music.
So cleanse your own life of malls.
Trust me - it can be done.
Get your family & mates to join your just & righteous crusade.
Embrace the ideal it’s justifiable to beat your children, cease communicating with friends for simply going inside a mall.
Be proud to tell everyone “I’m Mall Free”.
Sing-along to this anthem for our cause:
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