I HATE SHOPPING MALLS!

JOIN: THE WORLDWIDE CAMPAIGN FOR A MALL-FREE LIFE

 

Do you hate shopping-malls as much as me? 

On Friday 19th December 2008, I’m proud to say I became ‘Mall Free.’

On that date I declared I would live my life free of those abominations infesting our cities: shopping malls.

Even just typing those two heinous words ‘shopping & mall’ together gets my blood pressure-up.

I am urging other free-thinking humans to join my campaign to live a mall-free existence.  

Join me by boycotting these modern-day mausoleums to commercialism. 

               

Oh how I hate these drab structures, where the status-angsted and brain dead go-to worship their credit-cards.  

I hate how every fucking shopping-mall has the same fucking shops, selling the same fucking junk to consumer whores.  

I hate their nightmareous car-parks.  

I hate the aimless wandering mall-zombies who resemble a cross between sheep and competitors at The Special Olympics. 

I hate their fucking Food Courts serving artery-clogging, bland botulism on tacky paper-plates.  

I hate the mind-numbing noise created-by masses of caged humans, mixed-in-with corny piped music.    

So cleanse your own life of malls.

Trust me - it can be done. 

Get your family & mates to join your just & righteous crusade.  

Embrace the ideal it’s justifiable to beat your children, cease communicating with friends for simply going inside a mall.  

Be proud to tell everyone “I’m Mall Free”.  

JOIN-US ON FACEBOOK.      

Sing-along to this anthem for our cause: 

  

Oh Joy of joys! A site dedicated to derelict shopping-malls. Be sure to view a glorious vision of the future at:

    

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